Why I Don't Write Fluffy Kitty Fiction

In Real Life, I'm a mother of two, a wife to one, and a professional bill-payer. So it's not surprising that in my writing life, I like a little more action and grit. Escape crying two-year-olds for a good hand-to-hand fight? Yes please. Put off vacuuming in favor of writing a hot kissing scene? Double yeah.

Writing allows me to escape Real Life, and honestly, it keeps me sane (saner). So...

Why I Don't Write Fluffy Kitty Fiction
(besides the obvious reason that my Real Life is pretty lame)

1. No guns.

2. Less opportunity to punch people in the face.

3. F-bombs not allowed (and I effing love my F-bombs).

4. Instead of car chases --- skipping races

5. Fight scenes end in kumbayas

6. Villains bleed rainbows

[Not to say fluffy kitty fiction doesn't have its place in the world---it certainly does. Just, ya know, not in mine.]