10 Mostly Sane Revision Essentials

Revision essentials—every writer has them. What are mine? Let's see...maybe a frozen fruity beverage, chips and salsa, a hotel pool with rafts…

Oh, CURSES. Those are my relaxation essentials.

Here are my *actual* revision essentials (and really, I’ve been doing enough revisions lately that I should have these puppies DOWN):

1) Liquid energy.

I actually can’t drink coffee. That much caffeine all at once makes me feel like I’ve been zig-zagged around a mountain road in a monster truck without A/C while trying to scrutinize a teensy tiny map. Blech. The key for me is a low but consistent amount, to avoid those nausea-inducing highs or early afternoon crashes. Iced-tea dosing—it’s a science, people!

2) Kid-free space

I’m not the most efficient multi-tasker. The mere thought of trying to revise when my kids are nearby (“Mom, are nano-suits real, and if so, can I have one for Christmas?” or “Mommy, can you help me find another tutu to put on Fergie?”*) makes me twitchy. While I enjoy revising in public places like Starbucks or Panera, I don’t actually want to KNOW any of the people (or dogs) around me.

*Fergie is one of our Rhodesian Ridgebacks. The one who begrudgingly lets my 3-yr-old dress her up and then gives me the guilt-trip eyes over it.

3) Internet.

Mainly, so I can send panicky messages to my writer friends.** Revisions typically inspire me to rattle off oodles of these.

**Disclaimer: Okay, so it’s possible I peek at youtube or check in on my private forums once in a lavender and pink striped moon. Which is the blue moon’s much much rarer cousin. Ahem. Moving on now.

4) Hard copy of my manuscript.

5) Athletic shorts, a sports bra, and smelly old shoes.

Revisions in general are stressful enough, but revisions under deadline? Meep! I try to alleviate some of that angst by running regularly. (Also, since I tend to eat more when I revise, it’s kind of a necessity. At least if I plan on my pre-revision jeans also being my post-revision jeans.)

6) Chinese food.

I have no idea why, but I. Must. Eat. Chinese. Food while I revise. Like, sometimes five nights in a row, for lunch and dinner. Breakfast. Whether it’s Panda Express or something fancier (it’s usually Panda Express), I crave the snot out of it.***

***Disclaimer: That’s just a saying. I actually prefer my Chinese food snot-free.

7) Melatonin.

I know some of you crazypants writers can function on 3 or 4 hours of sleep, but pretty much everyone in my house hides when I get less than 6 hours. Including the dogs. Plus, in my case, sleep-deprived brain = really crappy revisions, so I take melatonin about a half hour before bed to ensure I get a decent night’s rest. Which is challenging to do when five billion different scenarios of how to rework the end of chapter six are chasing themselves through my head.

8) Sanity Pills.

I’ve yet to find these, so I force myself to make do with M&M’s. Sacrifices, sacrifices.

9) A laundry service.

This is more like a wishlist item. Trust me: if you've ever been downwind of me during a big revision stint, you know just how essential it is.

10) A reward system.

Small to begin with (if I finish x pages, I can watch one episode of Glee or a Veronica Mars rerun) and then larger for later…which brings us back to that frozen fruity beverage, chips and salsa, and a hotel pool with rafts…

Debra Driza is the debut author of MILA 2.0, a “Bourne Identity” type thriller about a teenage girl whose attempt to fit in at her new school is complicated when she discovers she’s an android with human emotions and a fugitive from the U.S. government. Coming Winter 2013 from HarperCollins.

What My Foray Into Screenwriting Taught me about Crafting a Novel

All my life I wanted to be a novelist. The idea of trying my hand at screenwriting never entered my mind until I moved to Los Angeles. Once you live here, writing at least one screenplay is practically a right of passage, whether you’re a doctor, a lawyer, a waiter/actor, or a psychic to the stars. Everyone gets the bug at some point.

Before I moved to La La Land, I’d written two gargantuan epic fantasy novels that were basically collections of all the things I loved. Vampires, were creatures, parallel dimensions, violence, gore, sex, witchcraft, dystopia, westerns, I could go on and on. I’m telling you, these monstrosities I had created were like True Blood to the tenth power.

I was a decent writer, but I was struggling like crazy to write a book that could actually sell.

I got frustrated with writing novels, so I decided, “Hey, why not write a screenplay? It has to be easier than writing a book.”

Turns out, what I learned from screenwriting made writing a novel easier. And as soon as

I returned from my foray into screenwriting and wrote a new book using my new knowledge, that was the one that got me an agent and sold.

Here’s a breakdown of what I took away from screenwriting that helped me become a better novelist:

•The notion of high concept – There are a lot of definitions for high concept, but on the most basic level, it is this: a really f#&@*$g good idea that makes people’s eyes light up when you tell it to them. Easy, right? Okay, not so much. Let’s delve. A great high concept idea is one that is generally unique, but with familiar elements. Something that is “the same but different.” That’s why using a mashup of two ideas works so well to create a high concept idea. You end up saying things like “my story is like ___ meets ___but with ___.” If a mashup comes easily to mind when you think of your story, you probably have a great high concept idea on your hands. Remember, idea is king.

•Save the cat – There’s a screenwriting book called Save the Cat, by Blake Snyder, which is chock full of great wisdom for storytellers of any form. Buy it. It’s worth it. But for now, I’ll talk about the most important notion in the book: your main character needs to save the cat. What this means is that your MC needs to do something early in the story that gets the audience/reader on her side. You can have a character who is secretly a cold-blooded serial killer, but if, early in your story, this killer sees a smaller kid being bullied and stops it, we’ll be on the killer’s side for the rest of the novel. A great example is Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games. As a character, she’s heroic, but she’s also stoic and stubborn and single-minded. But . . . she makes a great sacrifice in the first chapter to save another, and for that we will forgive pretty muchanything else she does for the rest of the series.

•Language is not enough – Screenplays are action and dialogue, which equals story, story, story, and they have to be 120 pages or less in most cases. There’s no room for overwriting and showoffy language. Before screenwriting, the two books I’d written were both 250,000 words. I was obviously doing some overwriting, and quite a bit of showing off. Screenwriting taught me the art of saying a lot with a little, and more importantly, it taught me the importance of placing story above language. Language is great, yes, we all love a beautifully crafted sentence or metaphor. But if all you have is language, you’re dead in the water.

•Be willing to move on – In the world of screenwriting, you can’t just write one screenplay and sell it for a million and that’s that, you’re set for life. Most writers don’t ever sell a screenplay. They get assignments by studios to write them, and usually they need to show a body of work in order to get those assignments. Screenwriters can’t become so attached to their work that they never get past that first screenplay, or they’ll never get paid, and never see their work produced. The lesson I learned from this is that I should not cling to my projects. I should keep moving. Keep writing. Sharks have to keep swimming or they’ll die, and the same is true for a writer’s career. Some books can be an anchor, holding you back, pulling you under. Be willing to write something new. Lots of somethings new.

Jennifer Bosworth is the debut author of STRUCK, a story of post-apocalyptic proportions. When a massive earthquake devastates Los Angeles, teenage lightning addict Mia Price finds herself at the center of a battle between two doomsday cults, one that wants to save the world and one that wants to destroy it. And she will be the deciding factor in who succeeds at their aim. (FSG/May 8, 2012)